Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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