One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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