I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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