making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?