: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT