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(818): View more from California

Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.

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(407): View more from Florida

so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.

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(850): View more from Florida

We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.

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(503): View more from Oregon

My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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(928): View more from Arizona

Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds

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(708): View more from Illinois

Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.

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(801): View more from Utah

Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.

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