Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.