Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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