using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize