Who did Billy Mays play for?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
