and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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