Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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