if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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