I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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