I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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