Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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