I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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