i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I checked into jail on foursquare
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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