The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
sick fucks of a feather flock together
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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