It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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