Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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