I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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