Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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