There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Randomize
