We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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