No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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