She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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