the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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