me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You made out with two different species that night
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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