He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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