You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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