i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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