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(970): View more from Colorado

At what point did we cease to have vaginas?

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Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.

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(276): View more from Virginia

Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

we already have meals planned for the weekend.

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SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.

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(530): View more from California

He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"

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(214): View more from Texas

I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy

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(702): View more from Nevada

God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.

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