i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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