they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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