I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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