She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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