How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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