this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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