North Korea, Best Korea!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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