I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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