You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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