it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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