Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
So squirting runs in the family.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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