Dual....:-)
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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