I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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