i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Such a big mess for such a small penis
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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