at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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