Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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