just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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