Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Can I color on your dick again?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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