To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
