Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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