I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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