Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Randomize
