If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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