margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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