and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
i believe in u and ur pee
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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