So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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